I've spent the past six months of my life (all of my life) watching people and trying to figure out how they think. I am thinking they spend a lot of time doing things to just keep themselves busy. A good rawhide bone and a run in the park would do many of these people some good. They need to start paying attention to us dogs and learn how to really live.
Let's take Mommy, she keeps picking things up and cleaning the house. Hasn't she figured out it just gets dirty all over again and who really cares? Cleaning is a total waste of time. She needs to spend more time playing with me. She sits with this picture thing on her lap and gets mad when I slobber on it because I want her to pet me. Petting me is so much more fun than that picture box. She is always dancing in the living room to that box on the wall. I think she needs to go for a run with me. She would get exercise and it would be so much more fun.
Daddy talks to himself all the time. He holds this rectangular device to his ear and talks to the air. I don't hear the words outside, treat, Romeo, Cheyenne, or Rastro come out of his mouth. He needs to talk to Cheyenne and I because we will really, really listen. The best thing about Daddy is he shares his food. I would be a lot happier if he made me a plate like he makes himself, but as long as he shares I can live with that.
People need to spend more time giving each other belly rubs, taking naps during the day, and chasing frisbees. They spend too much time going places in those icky cars and watching things that are not real. I'm going to have to start training my people to relax a bit. This may take a long time with my family.
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